Doctor, doctor, give me the news.
I have come to the contusion that the arm and hand pain I’m experiencing mayt be less a function of my hands than of my neck/shoulders. So this morning I staggered off to se my chripractor Tammy to talk with her about potential remedies.
She apparently decided I was too short, for after aiming several of my chakras in the general direction of the equator and aligning my spine at right angles to the space time continuum, she put me in traction.
Not the kind of traction you see people in movies, where they’re attached to a frame over a bed, but one of these.
I’m supposed to go back for more treatments. I wonder how long before I look like this.
Not that I’ll ever look asian, mind you.
