I had a girlfriend several years ago, who was everything you could want in a girlfriend.

You can just sense the “but” can’t you?

Yeah, there’s a big “but”, and no, it wasn’t her butt, THAT was to die for. The but was, she could never make up her mind. Hell, I wanted to marry her and I wanted her to have my children, but in three years she could never make up her mind what SHE wanted.
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