The world is full of morons. God loves them, Mom said. He must, she figured, He made so many. What’s remarkable is the number of people who have no idea they’re morons. So, taking a cue from Jeff Foxworthy, here are a few simple ways to tell if you are a moron.

If you leave gasoline and matches just laying around the house, odds are, you’re a moron.
If you stand on a metal ladder in a thunderstorm and clean gutters, odds are, you’re a moron.
If you mix common household chemicals together, “just to see what happens”, you are probably a moron.

There’s one category that leaves no question, however;
If you leave a loaded weapon in an area where someone unqualified to use it can get to it, you are a moron. No question, no argument, none. You don’t know where all your firearms are and what their condition is and who has access to them, you are a bone feed mast fed moron from way back, and it’s a wonder you can remember to breathe on a regular basis. Do the world a favor and have yourself committed to someplace where you can be monitored.
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