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A couple of GAU-8 Avengers, low slung, mounted out front in place of the foglights. I mean, sheesh, a 30 millimeter (no that’s NOT 30 caliber, but 30 millimeter, or over an inch and an eighth in diameter) 2/3 lb depleted uranium round, which can penetrate a tank? will work nicely on any econoboxes I might encounter. And at 3900 rounds per minute each one is capable of vomiting forth one ton of flaming, red hot death in 46 seconds.

I don’t know if I love this concept more than Condoleeza Rice, but in fairness, Condi is probably cheaper to feed.