April 2006

Things heard in a house with a puppy

“the dog peed again”
“Ok, I’ll come get it”
“don’t bother. I soaked it up with my elbow”

Easter crapblogging

There’s that moment of abject terror, looking into the john, to see a recently laid coil of cable in a deep greenish black. Just before you remember you ate a whole got-damned bag of black jelly beans.

The verdict is, apparently, in.

And the new pup is Max.

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