Neanderpundit

Today, though I ordinarily work from home, I went into the office, for a variety of reasons.

I left at Four.

By Five, I could STILL SEE THE OFFICE.

fucktards.

“the dog peed again”
“Ok, I’ll come get it”
“don’t bother. I soaked it up with my elbow”

There’s that moment of abject terror, looking into the john, to see a recently laid coil of cable in a deep greenish black. Just before you remember you ate a whole got-damned bag of black jelly beans.