asks the musical question: Which makes a worse “smush”? Junebugs or cockroaches?

I happen to have a lot of experience in this area of expertise, and I can easily say: Neither. The best “smush” is a Potato Bug, (I’m not sure of it’s actual name) a bright red beetle with a hard shell that I managed to convince my kid sister one year were “potato berries”. The crunch of her eating those berries will be with me all my life.