Neanderpundit

and your scent blocking is working, when you have a red squirrel crawl up to sit on your knee with a handful of maple seeds (yes, squirrels have hands, and they use them uncannily the way humans do) and proceed to munch away at them.

At first I didn’t know what to do, it took me aback so. Still: it was fun watching the little bugger up close, nibbling away.

Also: An ice cold rifle barrel? will stick to your tongue the same way a flagpole will.

If you remember mooneyes, if you ever went to sleep with a JC Whitney catalog under your pillow, open to the page with the full moon hubcaps, you need to buy or rent or anyhow just watch this movie.

Jay Leno. Big Daddy Ed Roth. John Goodman. Matt Groening. Ann Margaret. Go. Go now.

standing under the showerhead, just enjoying the hot, hot water, and you ate half a dozen white castles the night before, don’t fart in the shower. It’s a really bad idea to be trapped in there with the heat, humidity, and unadulterated evil.