Neanderpundit

What if things tasted like the things they most resembled? What if ovoid, irregularly shaped Pistachios tasted like ovoid, irregularly shaped Oysters? What if apples, oranges, pomegranates all tasted the same, but bananas tasted like cock? What if apricots tasted like dried ears, and tacos tasted like woodruff keys? What if Baby Ruth bars tasted like dog turds?

Man, I need to get more sleep.

but it IS uncanny.

Ron Jeremy and Khalid Sheikh Mohammed: Twins separated at birth?

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