Neanderpundit

Morons galore infest the blogosphere, and here is ample proof.

Don’t know if the phone number and name given belong to the troll in question, but if they do, my god, he’s more ignorant than I can imagine.

Ate a tin of smoked oysters, washed them down with a bananna.

The shape of the stomach tends to make me belch twice- once from the lower stomach to the upper, once from the upper out. Sort of like two men wiht tape recorders up their nose.

Anyway, banannas and smoked oysters- in reruns, anyway- taste less nasty than one might expect.

Pulled into a parking lot behind some shitbox car covered with anti-bush anti-war anti-military bumperstickers. She dove for a good spot, lest she have to walk an extra two feet to the door.

I parked, as is my norm, far away, the walk doing me good and the distance doing the Exploder’s paint good.

As I approached she was STILL getting out of her car, yapping on the phone. Thankfully, she did turn the damned thing off. I said “I like your bumper stickers” She smiles and says “You hate bush too, huh?” I said “No, they let everyone know you’re a retard and to give you wide berth”. She turned in a huff and flipped me off. Nice.