Neanderpundit

Hard to believe it was a WEEK AND A DAY ago when I was in ferris. Based on mileage alone, it feels like a year ago.

Best memory: The sound of a machine gun, going “thuka-thuka-thuka-thuka” in the background. Kim DuToit saying, between rounds “That’s the sound of Freedom”.

Funniest memory: Chou saying “You didn’t change” and then rooting around in her back seat showing off the tightness of her jeans, and turning to see me holding up my filthy black jeans and shirt. “Oh, you just have the same outfit on”. No, guys don’t wear “outfits”.

Cut federal funding to any state or county or city or municipality that doesn’t enforce immigration laws.

I mean, seriously. If we were to let islam take over, Men would have the upper hand- permanently. No more NOW. No more “Pro choice” movement. No more rights for women, at all, ever. And we could just kill anyone we disliked, as long as they were not muslims. We wouldn’t even have to give up our faith; people as famous as Rambam (or at least his father) were crypto jews under Islam.

Sure, we’d have to give up pork chops, which would suck- and bacon. But we could have a huge underground of clandestine bacon, and maybe even figure a way to graft Bacon onto housepets.

Giving up dogs would suck, of course, but one must make sacrifices. Continue Reading »