Neanderpundit

This is a small test of your ability to reason. Democrats will be offended so you might want to leave the room.

If you believe Islam is a religion of peace, you a: have not done your homework, or b: are a fool, and should not vote in any election.

If you believe that the Government can help anyone, you are a fool. Period.

If you believe that Bush “Stole” an election- any election, you are patently a fool.

If you believe that any problem can be solved by mediation when either of the parties are intent on killing the other, you are a fool.

If you believe in open borders you are patently a fool.

If you think anyone named “clinton” has any business operating anything more complex than a hot dog stand, you could not be more a fool if you were wearing a floppy hat with bells.

If you believe that we need to “Get out of Iraq” you are patently a fool, and have no business driving a motor vehicle.

If you believe that voting for a candidate because of his/her stand on gun control/abortion, some other single issue is a good idea, you are patently a fool and probably have difficulties walking upright.

If you think that turning up the radio in your car to make it stop making that noise actually “fixes” the car, you are such a fool that you might want to stop reading, the strain on your cerebral cortex from reading ths far might nearly be fatal.

If you think that there are multiple definitions of the word “is” you are patently a fool.

These are just a few ways in which you might be an utter fool. Put others in comments.

What, me? Yeah, I’m a fool. But not for the reasons above.

To our friends in the UK:

We still feel a little bit bad about thgat whole revolutionary war thing, but you guys were being total dorks.

We were happy to help out during the first world war, and we’re glad to have stood at your shoulder.
Our greatest generation came from the second, where once again, we stood proudly by your side.

Now you’re letting your own stupid class destroy your country from within. We have no idea what to do. Good luck, I guess.

Curiousrelic reminds me of a shoot that is local to me, and which I will nto be able to attend due to my intention to attempt to kill Bambi

Anyway, the stuff is here:

Looks like a ton of fun,. and I wish I had a little more notice.