To our friends in the UK:

We still feel a little bit bad about thgat whole revolutionary war thing, but you guys were being total dorks.

We were happy to help out during the first world war, and we’re glad to have stood at your shoulder.
Our greatest generation came from the second, where once again, we stood proudly by your side.

Now you’re letting your own stupid class destroy your country from within. We have no idea what to do. Good luck, I guess.