Neanderpundit

Crisp fall mornings like this are why I’d rather be a professional hunting guide.

It’s the mosquito laden crappy days that make me glad I work in a temperature controlled environment.
Waking up on the ground, in a sleeping bag, in weather like this, is one of the best feelings on earth. Wiggling out of the bag, starting a fire, warming yourself and your breakfast by the light of the fire, one of the most primal instincts on earth: I lived. I made it through the dark, it’s light again, no animals ate me, nothing attacked me, I didn’t freeze to death, and I’m sitting here, warm, eating, and alive, ready to start another day

And then you accidentally step in a pile of steamy warm dogcrap and it snaps you back to reality.

Finding you left the Prep H in the car, and it’s cooool.

Hanging a noose from a truck : Not racist

Illegally hanging a black man from a noose: Racist.

Sorry, folks. A whole lot of people have been hanged. Not all of them- nor even a large portion of them- were black.

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