Neanderpundit

and because it’s probably never been done before

I often write of work and food and cars
I have reviewed a book or movie too
I never spend lost weekends out at bars
I get my kicks from telling tales of poo

I sat upon my throne awaiting shit
the dog had joined me just to watch the fun
the smell, when it arrived, gave him a fit
and soon enough the dog was on the run

The wallpaper began to peel on top
the jelly in my eyes began to melt
I strained but found it didn’t seem to stop
it wasn’t fair, I thought, and then I felt

A giant turd begin to breach the rent
I squoze until it plopped into the bowl
the gas behind it soon began to vent
my sinuses would ne’er again be whole

I flushed before I stood just to arrest
the gas from swirling all around the room
I wondered why some others thought it best
to fabricate these tales of doody doom

I write about mine own brown tales of woe
No sense in robbing Paul to pay the Peter
I’ll do that which has ne’er been done befo’
and crapblog in iambic pentameter

We have a couple bottles of wine- including sparkling grape juice for the oglet- and we just got ten movies “free!” at the library. We’re going to stay away from the amateurs on the roads, and sit and watch movies, maybe have a fire in the fireplace.

We have some family style movies, but the library had Becket. This is a movie that would seem tedious if it werent for the brilliant acting by O’Toole and Burton. I cannot wait to see it, and if it is as good on DVD as I suspect, I will purchase it.

Stop being abducted by aliens! If this has been your problem, by all means, go here!

Icrapper

Tired of PC? Want to be an apple? (no it doesn’t harm your computer)

Anyone still use AOHell??

net’n’yahoo.

Tired of the Drudge Report? Try the Poop Report

Don’t tase me bro!

A bunch of dumbasses

SOme of you might need to get Rapex

A Yucky discovery!

I want a JL421 Badonkadonk!

Dickipedia- a wikipedia for dicks!(warning- this is a far left 23/6 website, but still contains some humor. The snarky comments about Mike Moore are worth your price of admission)

Sick website. How big is it?

A truly sick website. Thankfully to god, this is a joke.

Egad!

Ask, son, and your question will be answered

Hope thoise make you through the year, it’s been hard hunting for the real stuff. And Dick quiting blogging hasn’t helped one bit