Neanderpundit

Man, I used to love those commercials. And Jim Varney was the best. God, but that man was so ugly, he made ME look cute.

Where was I? Oh, hell, You need to go Here.

Those of you who are regular readers will recognize this guy immediately Others- well, not so much. Anyway, scroll down and look a the links. And he’ll be guest posting here once in a while.

Where the hell is Graumagus? I mean, I know he’s too damned busy to blog, but he used to comment once in a while. Grau? you alive? We need to arrange some shooting. Soon. Ish.

this from the pimply faced fucktard at the Mall.

“Only” I respond “If we can begin by pondering, for a moment, the utter absurdity of what you just said”

blank stare.

“Apparently, not”

What educational system pounds out these anencephalic goatsuckers?

Anyway, I hate Malls. I haven’t been to one, now I think on it,. for nearly twenty years. I went tonight to buy a gift certificate for my nephew’s baby mama. I drew her in the Christmas pool. I have no concept what to buy for a 20 something girl. So it’s a gift card. While in the store, I was repeatedly assaulted by the most annoying collection of people. Haven’t these assholes heard of the internet, for godssakes?