Taking parts off the truck and getting the customs forms together and driving the “Kia! The Car that you Wear!”

The Kia Rio I’m renting defines shitbox. It’s options are CD player.

Oh, it has AT/PS/PB but I think that’s pretty common.

There’s a little slot in the dashboard that, according to the manual, is a holder for parking stubs. That’s a feature. It also changes lanes automatically. Often, when you least expect it.

Takes me ten minutes with a shoehorn and a couple of warm spoons to get in it. If I have to drive it for more than ten days I’m gonna get a hole saw and cut some arm holes in it. Thank god I’ve gotten down to about a 47, because the car, i’m pretty sure, is a 48.