Neanderpundit

I heard bits of it, read other bits of it.

Look, he seems to be a ncie enough man. And if he was Zoroastrian but he could run the country and was a strict constructionalist, I’d vote for him.

Still: If you believe in a religion invented by a man who claims to have read it out of a hat, and you wear magic underwear, you’ll pretty much believe anything.

My junk has been leaking out of my drawers all day- and I have an atomic wedgie.

You can clearly see the outline of my enormous balzac through my khakis.

I’d go fix this but the women staring is sort of turning me on.

The restraining orders are kind of an inconvenience.