Neanderpundit

his mind.

Guess he doan know nuttin bout countin no states.

Standing in front of a sushi place this lunchtime, a woman asked me “Where is the UPS store?” I started to say “I”m not from around here” and then staggered over to the wall and smacked the side of my face against the UPS Store’s door. “Oh, here it is” and I held the door open for her. She sidled past me, looking at me as if I had three heads.

But apparently you need to use a little more fail, to remove yourself from our planet.