Neanderpundit

I have discovered the secret ingredient of Pesto sauce.

Farts. Yes, farts. Compressed, liquified, freeze dried, and ground up into a coarse paste. Hence the green color.

This is a direct observation discovery. The human digestive system adds digestive juices to the sauce and reconstitutes the farts. Apparently, they use predominantly the farts of water buffalo with digestive dieseases.

I say “human” with the disclaimer that I’m speaking of “mine”. Make of it what you will.

and then burn it down.

No big surprise there.

here’s the thing: Paul McCartney is a monbat, of course. No surprises there either. But Lexus, probably thinking he was still reeling from his recent losing-half-his-shit-to-Eileen, needed a little Pick Me Up. So they sent a car. But that wasn’t good enough- oh, no. They didn’t send it the WAY he wanted. So they’re evil. Though he would probably have bitched about the time it took by sea.

Hat tip, insty, by way of Alger.