Friday, August 29th, 2008

Factlet of the day:

When Sarah Palin says “Shit!” Chuck Norris drops a four pound pile in six different colors. And then cries in terror.

It occurs to me

on researching Jamie Farr, that he regularly donates to the RNC.

So: With a fresh face (and potentially a female face) in the Big Race, maybe we should adopt him as our new symbol:

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Bitter Klingers for Female VP’s!! I’d dress in drag if it helped.

Even if it didn’t.

Yeah, maybe tmi.

WHOOO HOOOOO!!!

Sarah Palin, Veep!

This is a hot broad, Miss Alaska runner up, Life NRA member, hunter, fisher(wo)man, reformer, constructionis, second amendment absolutist, mother of FIVE, including a downs syndrome child, who she KNEW was downs syndrome and delivered ANYWAY, my good lord I love this woman. A woman who has had fish slime on her hands, who has broken fingers fishing, eats moose meat, lives in the most forbidding place in North America, and wants to DRILL FOR OIL.

Whooo farging hoo.
I am sooo srsly in love. Lord please let the rest of America be as well.

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