Saturday, August 30th, 2008

Y’all ever see a Win 1905?

it’s a Model 63, only with a stack magazine chambered for centerfire cartridges- 35 Auto and 32 Auto.

I’d heard of them, but I never saw one. I never thought I’d see one in PERSON.

Now the Cabelas by my house has THREE. One of them is under $300.

Jesus. THis is a bitch.

They also have two little Holland and Holland rook rifles out in the rack area, where you can PICK THEM UP and TOUCH THEM.

Holland and Holland.

Good lord.

Factlet of the day:

Mc Cain was going to pick Joe Lieberman for Veep and Sarah Palin, a continent away in Alaska, simply made a loose fist, and closed it slowly, saying “Your lack of faith in the force is disturbing” and crushed mcCain’s testicles from 4,000 miles away with her mind. And then she flew to Middletown. The private jet was just following her, watching her six. And as she arrived in Ohio her hair was perfect.

before we get all fanboi

over this new (and relative unknown) Veep choice, let’s take a few minutes to examine her credentials.

She’s…

Oh, damn, I just found a picture of her sitting on a couch next to a grizzly. Look at those legs.

Fuckit, let’s take a moment to examine those legs.

Damn, I bet those are as long as Tam’s.

What was I saying? Oh, yeah, Vote McCain!!