We got some requirements about pants.

Now, I like to have a little room, and I totally understand what LBJ is saying about the crotchal region.

But the zippers.

Jesus, why can’t anyone get the damned zippers right?

I’m not a small guy by any stretch of anyone’s imagination- but about every other pair of dress pants I buy- even khakis, for godsake- have zippers about three inches long.

yeah, three inches from the belt down.

If I wear my pants around my waist, the bottom of the zipper is still four inches above Mr Happy. I have to pull my goddamned pants down on my hips like an asscrack exhibiting ghetto kid to be able to get at the business end of my business. Sometimes I just give up and find a stall and sit. Damn, I’d pay extra for the extra length of zipper, what’s the big goddamned deal?