Neanderpundit

My favorite porn flick of all time, without a doubt, is Pretty Peaches (1978).

It had midgets, fruit being used in ways most folks can’t comprehend, and Peaches herself, shot water out her ass over 20 feet in length.

What’s your favorite of all time?

David R Kendrick has a nice note about the Billy Becks of the world, I suggest you go read. Now, he calls ’em fuckheads, I calls ’em fucktards, tomato/tomatoe.

Now, I don’t know David R Kendrick from adam, but the piece made me giggle. Money quote:

With the advent of the Internet as a force in popular culture, this schism has not only survived, but become stronger and more readily acknowledged. In the new Information Age, the antisocial face new pressures, such as flaming, Usenet death penalties, and being netcopped, and they even have a new name.

They are called Fuckheads

Update: My dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny opines thusly:

People come to cyberspace for many reasons. There is a subset that is a common animal across the internets because they are situated in such a way that they and their traveling psychoses are prevalent. We see them a lot because they are obnoxious and loud. We see them a lot because they tend to congregate in places where they can be fucktards to the best of their ability and that’s most obvious where people with half a brain hang out. And they tend to be people with mental/developmental/emotional disabilities who have time and computer access to hang out on the internets all day and harass the shit out of people. They are the “urban outdoorsmen” of the internets and they get rousted from place to place and just like the aforemenetioned homeless people they gather their signs “will rant for food” and go hang out in someone else’s park. Just one person’s opinion. I could be wrong.

She typed all this shit off the top in like ten seconds time. NOW you know why she is my dear old friend.

Just because I have to begin the new year with something that amuses me:

Now, I keep having these idiots show up and spout their holy truths at me, and they just can”t leave it alone.

So I’m here to explain, for the very last time, (unless of course Dick wades in again for the pure fun of it) that Anarchy is bad.

The brief clip above demonstrates one of the many truths of Anarchy, and that is that if you do manage to establish a successful anarchical society, it is utterly vulnerable to anyone who shows up who is armed.

That aside, the truth of human nature (as Mel Byrne puts so eloquently here) is that “the world is chaotic and shit happens”

As I see it, there are several ways to approach Anarchism.

1: You are a sheep, and you solemnly believe that everything will be alright. This is, of course sheer ignorance.
2: You are an evil bastard, and once all the protections of normal government fail, you can swoop in and be the leader of your own colony of sycophants. This is the category Billy Buttboy and his denizens fall into- they think without the Evil Government fucking everything up, they will rise to the positions of power they feel thry truly deserve. What they don’t realise is that one strong guy will hold them down while another breaks out their front teeth with pliers so they can service the randier population.
3: you are a communist or socialist that is using this feelgood crap to break people down to the point where they wil gladly accept communism or socialism.
4: You haven’t a clue what real human nature is like.

The truth is, there can never be a true anarchist or objectivist society which works, because objectivism and anarchy are tools that can be used for the strong to subjugate the weak. And those who espouse Anarchy know this.

Are there anarchist principles worth following? Sure! In everything there can be a little wisdom. I’m all about treating your neighbor well, I’m all about trying to make a difference in the world. I also know that the representative republic we live in has excellent tools to improve all our lives. It has been damaged, and corupted, and in most cases, it has been damaged and corrupted by those who feel their system is better and are messing with the system to try to migrate away from a system that can work to a system that never will.

There is no situation in an anarchical society that is not utterly vulnerable to the first person who comes along wiht superior firepower. When you set up your perfect society in (name your favorite spot here) be damned sure your women are ugly and mean spirited, your resources are poor, your location remote and inhospitable, your climate sheer misery. Because if there is anything you have that someone else considers valuable, they will be along to collect it very soon. And you will be powerless to stop them, just like Dennis was to prevent King Arthur from putting a knee in.

Now stop the bullshit. You’re wrong, and you’re too stupid to know it, or too evil to be coming around here.