Monday, July 13th, 2009

“Stimulus working as expected”

I don’t know what makes my asshole pucker more, the idea that wingnut head didn’t have a clue, or that this was what he had in mind all along.

Could a human being be more ignorant? Well, there is Nancy Pelosi, but I expect she’s more ill-intentioned than stupid. And there is Al Franken.. Well, I guess a lower level of stupid IS possible.

Wait, there’s those dorkchops that elected Al.

yep. There’s just too fucking much stupid.

Bring on the stupid.

Sarah killed Mikey Jackson.

It’s all so clear now.

Sponsor needed

If I can get someone to give me a dime every time I say “IT IS NOT NECESARY TO COME TO A COMPLETE STOP BEFORE TURNING RIGHT” I will be a millionaire in ten days.

Also: What the hell is it with the people who cannot find their fucking accelerator until twelve milliseconds before the light turns red? You drove slow JUST so you could make the light and make me miss it? Seven times today, in the six miles between the expressway and my office.

Assholes.