Is a TV show about people incapable of throwing anything away.

I’m anxious to not appear on it anytime soon.

For a month or so, I’ve been tunneling through my belongings and taking at least one large garbage can a week out to the road. This week, it was filled with old notebook computers (pre-windows) a dart board that didn’t have the smarts to play Cricket, a BUNCH of old paper and advertising, and about a hundred broken and empty jewelcases.

No, I have NO IDEA why I was keeping that shit. But it’s gone now. And more is following behind. I want my house to look like an Ikea ad. Just before I blow it up, and move into an abandoned house on Paper street and start making soap.