Especially the salted ones, are one of my serious weaknesses. And although my motto has always been “Serving size is when the container is empty”, I can no longer eat more than a handful at a time due to the reduced capacity of my stomach.

That doesn’t stop me from plugging away at the bag until it’s empty; it just now takes me a week instead of the previous 2 hours to finish off a bag.

And it acts as a marker. The insoluble fiber in an almond is so intensely effective that it pushes everything ahead of it out of the way so that it may deposit itself as a creamy, fragrant Almond Pudding.

Maybe someday I’ll put up a paypal button and the squeamish among you can pay me to insert brain-bleach warnings in posts.

Naaaaah.