They’s lettin retards get handicapped plates!

I was utterly unaware that mental deficiency was an ADA recognized disability. Today I saw not one but three completely non-physically (at least from outward appearance) handicapped people driving cars with handicapped plates, and driving them in such a manner as indicated they were incapable of:

Understanding that speed limits can actually be operated AT, and it is not necesary to drive 15-30 mph UNDER the limits.

Finding the accelerator under ANY circumstances.

Driving with their feet OFF the brakes.

Using turn signals to indicate a turn

Turning at any time after using their turn signal.

Braking for reasons that are apparent to others.

Lest anyone think I’m being more of an asshat than usual, yes, I underferstand that people might be handicapped in a less than visible manner, but I ended up (Painfully) following the asshats in question to MY destination, where they got out of their cars (They were the only passengers, and yes, they parked in the handicapped spots) got OUT of their cars wearing shorts and T shirts, and with no prosthesis or canes or crutches, walked normally to the (autozone, jewel, walgreens). So if these motherfuckers were handicapped, it had to be mentally. Which was pretty evident by their driving.

This is why it is a very, very very bad idea for me to concealed carry on my way to work- or anywhere, for that matter. I’m perfectly fine just trying to use my unbridled rage to make their heads assplode.