Neanderpundit

to the Dairy Queen Frappuchino.

Partner: I wonder if they sell those in buckets?
me: If they did I’d weigh 3200 lbs overnight
Partner: they do have a sugary, caffeiny goodness to them.
me: If your shit tasted like that you’d learn to bend double and lick your ass.
Partner: REVOLTING–DISGUSTING–MUST STOP! mmmmm, creamy…..

And I got a bayonet for my M1 carbine, too.

The other, I think i can get some kind of salve for.

Gunshow was nice, though lame. The tractor show afterwards was dramatically more enjoyable.