July 2011

Look, people.

Tomorrow, it is the Fourth of July here. It’s also the fourth in Bangladesh (actually, maybe even right now) it’ll be the fourth in Brasil and in Cabo San Lucas. It’ll be the fourth in Venezuela and in Canuckistan.

HERE, exclusively, it’s Independance day. Let’s not forget what it means. How many people know what the hell Cinco de Mayo is? Got it? Good. Now go blow some shit up.

it’s 90.

it’s gonna get hotter today. Maybe my tomatoes will finally start growing.

This weekend

There will be a Celebration of the Second on the Fourth

You know, I’m sure I was just on the list of the recipients that a mass emailing was sent to.

But I know John Donovan. I have met him, and looked into his eyes, and shook his huge hand. I’ve met Beth, and I’ve followed their adventures at the castle for some years now.

And I can tell you with zero hesitation: it gives you a warm fuzzy feeling just to be asked. I hope someday I can respond in the affirmative.

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