Neanderpundit

apparently has a special no-roll elastic, and automatically self adjusts to breast size. I wonder if they make them in 56? They guarantee no underarm spillage.

Morning television ain’t what it used to be. Where’s Captain Kangaroo?

If you attend a rally, group, organization, or get together of any kind, and you find yourself surrounded by the batshit crazy, you’re batshit crazy too.

Far too many people think they’re the one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind. The truth is far more mundane.