March 2012

Two words for today

The words you need to know for the next ten years, if our little Republic is going to survive

Infiltrate.
Instigate.

Figure it out.

No, Og.

You’re stupid and crazy. Gays are gentle, peaceful creatures, with no desire whatsoever to disrupt the church, they just want to be left alone and want to be happy. They have no desire to do any of the things you say. You’re just crazy and stupid.

“Kids, don’t try this at home”

Is there any male of any age that hears that and says “Oh, OK, I’ll stay away from that, then”

Don’t try that at home is practically a COMMAND to try it at home.

Fortunately, shows like Mythbusters have a bigger budget than I do, so I’m not likely to rent one of the Blue Angels to see if sonic booms can break glass.

But if i had that kind of scratch, you can bet I would.

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