Neanderpundit

Than this and this, I cannot imagine what they are. I wonder if I can get Milt Sparks to make a holster for those?

Thug meets mall ninja. Stupid ensues.

What in God’s name the idiots who think it’a a holy calling Not to Vote and Support the EEEVIL SYSTEM!!!!1!!ONE! will do if their prepubescent dreams come true? Are you prepared? For what, for god sakes? Do you think the ammo cans and shelves of pork and beans are gonna fix this? Do you think you’re some kind of ninja who can survive the zombie apocalypse by sheer force of will?

I guess people think Unintended Consequences is something that happens to other people.