Neanderpundit

Couldn’t resist.

In todays mail:

Dear Customer,

We are writing to let you know that the service(s) listed below will be deactivated and deleted if your profile is not verified within 5 business days.Previous notifications have been sent to the Billing Contact assigned to your account.

As the Primary Contact, you must renew the service(s) listed below:

SERVICE: Chase Online and Bill Pay services.
EXPIRATION: JULY 22ND 2012

What you need to do:

1. Log in to your account through our enhanced security server www.Chase.com by clicking the URL.
2. Enter your user ID and Password (that you selected during the online enrollment process).
3. Enter the requested information and your Chase Online and Bill Pay services will be renewed.

If you have not signed up for online access, you can enroll easily by clicking “Enroll” at the bottom of the Login page.

Please do not reply to this message directly but click on the URL. For questions, please call Customer Service at the number on the back of your card. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

They didn’t even make an effort to hide the fact that the “From” mail was an AOL account.

I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. Look at all the idiots that voted Obama.

Last night I sat here and heard the AC compressor unit stop. I ran to the garage to see if the breaker had tripped, but it had not.

it stopped because it was cool, and it didn’t need to run anymore.

nice.