Thursday, July 12th, 2012

Where’s Wildo?

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Who cares, so long as he’s not doing anything our republic might be a safer place.

If this were GWB, there would be film of the colonoscopy with airheaded twits asking questions like “Can a man with a colon like this really be a proper leader of the free world?” And shaking her bubblehead in the obvious “No”.

Wait- they DID do that.

But since it’s a member of the protected class, being a philandering turd with a substance abuse issue or whatever he has is considered normal, acceptable, and in fact, expected. Stop hating!!

Asian carp sammiches at Taste of Chicago.

“Well, we can’t do a fucking thing about them, so let’s make sammiches!”

Of course if it was you or I making those suggestions, we’re evil bastards who hate clean water and air and besides we’re RACIST DENIERS!!!

When I got this computer

(Working from an undisclosed location on my office notebook) It came with a wireless mouse. When I upgraded to a solid state hard drive and Win7, I realized it was no longer supported.

I have not yet replaced the mouse.

There can be, in my estimation, nothing more loathsome than a touchpad, and in Ogland, computer manufacturers who supply them will be strapped to the seats in overfilled portapotties and launched into space.

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