Neanderpundit

was fairly empty, seeing this was the height of home repair season. I had just gone in to get a new board for the mailbox base and folowed a woman wearing yoga pants- not one of those anorectic boy- ass bitches that appeal to the closeted gay guys, but an actual woman with actual curves, And the yoga pants made it known what those curves were capable of doing. I was mesmerized. I was so mesmerized that I bumped into her husband. He was watching me watch her, and smiled and said “yeah. It has that effect on me too”

I finished my shopping and left, happy to have escaped a tuneup.

My new name for the won. Doesn’t seem like he can do much else.