Neanderpundit

Now we have to hear all the typical leftist agitprop about banning cars with high horsepower engines and vehicles that will hold more than two passengers, especially black or dark grey “Scary” looking cars. Soon only small cars with two seats and wood furniture will be legal. here’s Jan and Dean talking about what we’ll all be driving, once they can fit enough giant nerf bumpers onto them.

me: I love that hunter mix but it’s like eating a hand grenade.

Partner: Ten minutes after you eat, you have a turtle head. No, it’s a turtle! Wait! it’s a Tortoise! SHIT! IT”S A TARDIS!