Neanderpundit

It puts the lotion on it’s skin
Feeling healthy? We can fix that.
Real porn titles.
Virtual stuff.
Miserable customers.
Hey, is that your food on my dog?

Most of the rest of the good sites I stumbled on this year, I can’t share here. Not like this is a family blog, but some of them were downright…. whoa.

Pratchett’s “Long Earth”.

gaah.

Why is it that the authors that are brilliant- I mean, truly gifted- at writing seem to not be able to read?
I mean, the book is so extraordinarily well written, and then you start to peel away they layers and it’s so full of bullshit the stench is overwhelming.

Peaceful self governing people go off to start a brave new world where there is niceness and goodness and above all lots of sharing.
Icky guns fall apart if taken to the other worlds.
Ancient, peaceful cultures are accidentally erased from the timeline by messing about with radioactive materials, which no civilized person should ever do.
The new worlds will always have enough of everything for everyone so why bother with territories?
Those stupid Americans just keep fucking everything up.
Freedom is OK for peaceful people but if you have any warlike tendencies your freedoms should be curtailed and you should be re educated.
Anyone who tries to impede progress is bad, because all “Progress” is good. Right?

Its as if the people who write this shit don’t read.

G-d deliver us from the morons who think commusocialcollectivism will work if they just do it hard enough this time.

Used to be right next door to the Home Despot, but they built a giant huge super mega maynards down the street. It has two levels, a pair of moving sidewalk non escalator escalators, a piano at the top of said escalators with occasional live music, and more groceries than piggly wiggly. I don’t understand why a lumberyard sells groceries, but the woman who sometimes plays the piano wears a skirt and the piano of course does not have a modesty panel. You cannot help but look up her skirt as you ascend the escalator, and I know she has been informed of this fact, so I can only imagine it is her intention. She plays a mean ‘Claire De Lune” though, so I’m not finking her out. Anyway, the store is farging huge.

The old maynards is going to be a Planet Fitness come jan 1. I thought, good lord, no, another expensive fitness place? Turns out it’s only $10 a month. Shit, I thought, that’s actually not that bad, I spend that on asswipe. Except you can’t pay except with a bank routing number (No cash whatsoever) so you have given them your number and it will take an act of congress to get them to stop billing you.

In actuality, I would mostly use the treadmill- walking is about all I can handle these days, though I might have been convinceable to use some weights.

THen I thought, shit, I can just walk around inside the giant new Menards. So I been doing that, just a couple laps around the store and I have a couple miles in, heated, indoors, clean and nice, and no membership. Of course I wouldn’t shop there of I could avoid it, they treat their people like shit. But I’ll use their heat as long as they let me.