If you have an old computer, and you don’t have any use for it, and you know that sometimes Og has old computers that he fixes up and gives to people who need them, it is a very awesome thing for you to give that old computer to Og.

Further, if you are kind enough to provide not only the computer but a nice computer bag and all the cables and cords and even an external hard drive, that is an awesome thing, and some young person (or for that matter old person) will be pleased with having a free device to use.

On the other hand, if you do give Og this computer, you might just want to remove all the picture and video files that are on it. While I’m into seeing naked women doing pole dances as much as anyone, I would be lying if I said that your 270 lb wife grasping the lally columns in your basement with her thighs was even remotely erotic. And the video montage of you and her- very creative. I will never use ketchup again, ever.

I have seen some very, very disturbing things in my life, and this is one of them.