Friday, April 11th, 2014

Sebelius leaves.

I have to dedicate this song to her.

I have not had

a spoonful of ice cream or a frappe or a frozen treat of any kind since the beginning of lent. This has been as much fun for me as giving breech birth to a flaming porcupine. So to tone down the burning hunger I sacrifice a marmoset to the twin gods Ben and Jerry occasionally buy a box of good and plenty. Good and plenty is my go to candy outside Chocolate, and I barely do any of that anymore.

Did you know that good and plenty is bloody hard to fine in normal size? Almost all of it comes in those damend movie theater crates, and I have no more business eating that than the man in the moon. And since I am a fairly typical guy, and serving size is ‘When the fucking container is empty’, I won’t buy the big box.

And then I discovered that the small box is the same damned price as the big box almost everywhere. sons of bitches. I’m gonna have to put it into single serving bags.

Also. Black licorice is a laxative, it turns out.