I will crawl in a hole that I should not be able to get through, lift up a device which weighs more than me using only my strength, and replace cables which failed because they were cleverly designed to fail. By idiots.

The idiots in question will not be anywhere near, otherwise I would already be making arrangements to insert them in said hole once my task is completed.

The Creator will give me the skills and the strength I need. I hope I can muster the patience not to kill everyone. Keep a happy thought.