Thursday, August 7th, 2014

Religion of peace.

Anyone who says ‘They’re just kids” or “That’s not what the religion is about” gets kicked right in the cunt.

Watch.

Update: Pascal, who pointed this out to me said it was found on some Brazilian website, so there may be some doubt- but though I don’t speak portugese I do recognize it, and that don’t sound like portugese to me. P says someone recognized the dialect as Jordanian.

Pre-caffienation

Tried (failed) to get to work early today, as I have a big pile of shit stacked up for me.

Woke rather early to dress, and grabbed stuff in the dark to dress outside the room so as not to wake the Ogwife.

So I arrived in the (home)office with two pairs of socks and two pairs of pants.

Went back in with the bundle of clothes, came back out with two pairs of drawers and two shirts.

Put down ONE of the pair of drawers and ONE of the shirts and finally came out of the bedroom with a pair of pants and a pair of socks.

This is the kind of shit that keeps the Derp in neanDERPundit.