Says the Ogwife, as i prepare to hit the road in the wee hours.
“I must” i say, placing my hand on her shoulder.”Out there, someone is bitching despite being able to answer their own question by simply reading the manual. Someone who wont be bothered to do their job is complaining i didnt do mine. Millions of voices cry “Derp!” And i alone can silence them. ”

“Well, dont get any on you”