October 2016

I’m gonna have to do

Some manscaping. My nutsack hair is long enough that I wake up with it trying to strangle the boys.

I don’t trust myself with scissors and I don’t have a set of electric trimmers with a guard, so I’m gonna have to get a set. These greens got nothing on my manscape.

Do you suppose

that there is a problem with the Euro and the Canadian currency where strippers are concerned? I mean, nobody wants to have loonies and twonies and euro coins jammed in their G strings, or do “tips” start right at $5 these days? When I was younger, a roll of singles would get you a lot of attention in a titty bar, but these days I bet you have to have a roll of $20’s.

Doesn’t make any nevermind anyway, if I wanted to spend all my money on women who only threatened to have indifferent sex with me I would have stayed married to my ex wife.

I have been thinking

about eating some ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and cloves, and seeing of i can take a pumpkin spice scented crap.

That is all.

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