Neanderpundit

Have been suspended for the duration of the winter, apparently. Act accordingly.9

Don’t know and don’t care what keeps people in for the day after the super bowl- hangover, weather, whatever- but the parking lot, when I got to it, monday morning, was mostly empty. Now we’re talking about probably a hundred acres of tarmack here, that had recently been repaved, and not a parking block in sight. Oh, there were a few stop signs, but not like those were going to be hard to spot. And they had plowed really early, so there was about a solid 4″ of snow. Custom made for hooliganism.

So I slid around the lot for a while, until the security guards came out and told me to knock it off. After doing about a dozen donuts of their own. And then they chased me to my parking place with their lights on and sirens going.

Using a well made, well balanced car to do this sort of thing is a hoot, but using a tall, top heavy AWD suv and making it move like a fiddler crab on speed is nut tingling fun.

whether it be directed at drivers, shoppers, customers, employers is “Monkeys”.

This is because it is my opinion- and the official position of the Catholic Church- that all creatures evolve- it is part of the Creator’s plan and the evidence of that plan being complex is overwhelming.

So when I say “Monkeys” it is because I suspect the objects of my scorn are less evolved- in some cases barely tool-using, but in many cases only a generation or so away from brachiating, and even now, a genetic mis-step could take them right back to the trees.