Neanderpundit

The holidays quite the rest
I know the Ogwife did her best
To outdo the ogmom with her food
I felt like such a lucky dude
I sampled cakes and pies and nog
(I ate much like a full grown hog)
I let myself go until sunday
And back to sparseness I went, monday
I ate my normal spartan fare
and back to normal BM’s where-
I dropped a log that didn’t sink!
It didn’t float- what do you think?
It hover’d suspended in the bowl
All that rich food took it’s toll
the turd bobbed an inch between
the bottom and top- a submarine!

a message to Gary, in case he can’t get messages any other way.

Two companies I’ve found that do this are

Pobco

and

Woodex

Both seem to be on the east coast.

Seems as if they impregnate the wood first, then machine it.

Maybe this helps. Don’t know.

With his aerodynamic ears and all.

Sorry. A Muslim Socialist has no business running this country. He has no business being a senator from Illinois, and frankly, he has no business holding any public office in this country. He should be convicted of treason, of which he is guilty, and sentenced according to the Constitution.