Apparently, naked flaming subterannean tallbike jousting is now a thing. 
Ohhh.Kayy.
In honesty I couldn’t figure out how to arrange those adjectives, and I’m still not sure I got it right. Does subterranean come before naked, or does naked come first?
ETA: Portland. Nevermind. Now I completely understand.
who I hope can give me a hand doing some stuff in the backyard.
He’s 16 and pretty big, we’ll see how tough he is. I can’t return him to his mom broken, so we’ll see how today goes. He just got his first gun (Well, his dad did, and he’ll have it transferred to himself when he’s old enough) so he likes being paid in ammo. I figure some ammo and some cash and if I don’t get him in the poison ivy or bees he’ll be OK.
Are you the kind of guy (or girl) who likes a nice wood stock, as opposed to plastic? Someone who would rather feel wood under your cheek, or grip a wood handled pistol?
Then get your ass in gear. Rutland Plywood burned to the ground yesterday morning. Solidly 80% of the wood that is used in better quality gunstocks and pistol grips is Dymondwood or some variation thereof, and it all comes from Rutland.
here’s hoping they can rebuild and be back in production very quickly- otherwise, no wood for you!!!
