neanderpundit salutes

another hairy freak and evolutionary dead end, The other Steve, Steve Wozniak, who turns 61 today.

To look at him, you’d think he’d not be able to figure out a can opener, let alone build a computer, but hey, he did OK for himself. And he escaped from ILand before it came to world domination.

Maters

Ate the first ones out of the garden last night.

Now I’m in my happy place. Excuse me while I drool.

have to remember to get some more celery salt.

At the end of my day

at the customer, and prior to the beginning of my drive, one of my colleagues at the local office asked me ‘What should I do with this drawtube?”(it was a spare).

I couldn’t help myself, no matter how I tried. So to dampen the sarcasm somewhat, I sang.

“there must have been some magic
In that old drawtube he found
For when He jammed it up his ass
he began to dance around”

So help me, I had it stuck in my head for two hours before my dear old friend and confidant Mlle Jenny saved my life by sending me an MP3 of Jose Feliciano singing ‘Light my fire”.

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