Neanderpundit

It pours- or it was sure pouring here last night at Chez Og. A horrible pelting rainstorm turned into sleet and snow late in the evening. Normally, I’d be inside unconcerned about this, but not so last night, as I was OUTSIDE IN IT with a DEAD BATTERY IN THE TRUCK.

Nephew got out of a warm bed and came to give me a jump, redeeming himself for a lot of past sins. Then I came home and tested electrical systems till I was blue, and finally put a charger on the truck. Turns out the battery won’t hold a charge, I think maybe I lost a plate or had a dead cell. Got a solid 12 volts but no amperage to speak of, certainly not enough to start the Exploder. So i think to myself, the battery can’t be but a year or two old, I need to get that replaced. I pull the receipt from the side of the battery, and discover the battery is in fact five years old, out of warranty.

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a bananna.

So I go BACK out in the freezing pelting sleet to Wally World to grab myself a batry, then swap out the deader. At eleven I finaly have the new batry buttoned into the sploder and take it for a test drive.

It’s unusual as hell for a batry to die off so quickly, and so suddenly, but I’ll just assume it was waiting for the most miserable weather moment.

Ah, well. I’ll have my cables in the back.

Not many things will bring a tear to the Eye of Og.

Winchester is gone forever.

Hat tip to Countertop. Who coulda brought me better news on a friday.

I’m not kidding, folks, I’m sitting here cradling my old 94, on the ragged edge of bawling like a kid. It’s a colder world we live in, where never again will we hear anyone say “I just bought a new Winchester!”

From the lovely handler tamer keeper Ktreva, a link to Jarhead Red.

Get down and buy me twenty! And buy some for Ktreva too, and her huuuuge…tracts of land