Friday, January 20th, 2006

this just in

Not many things will bring a tear to the Eye of Og.

Winchester is gone forever.

Hat tip to Countertop. Who coulda brought me better news on a friday.

I’m not kidding, folks, I’m sitting here cradling my old 94, on the ragged edge of bawling like a kid. It’s a colder world we live in, where never again will we hear anyone say “I just bought a new Winchester!”

News flash!

From the lovely handler tamer keeper Ktreva, a link to Jarhead Red.

Get down and buy me twenty! And buy some for Ktreva too, and her huuuuge…tracts of land

Randal McCloy . Rutabega

Randal McCloy, the lone miner of 13 found alive, can “respond to a pinprick” and his brain stem is still functioning. he can “come up to grab your hand”

Fuck ‘im. pull the plug. After all, we yanked the cord on Terri Schiavo, who was substantially more responsive. What? you mean Randal has a spouse who doesn’t want to discard him like a used kleenex for his new girlfriend and kids? Ah.

Nevermind..

And for all of those who are going to comment “at least this guy has a chance of recovery” so did Terri, if her murdering husband hadn’t messed with her. One way or another; it’s the job of the creator to make those decisions.